1.    Acquaintances (aka neighbors, aka judges) cringe and gossip
2.    Pets suddenly want to stay in their crate 
3.    Friends laugh and start the conversation with “because I care for you enough to be honest….”
4.    Most family members smile and  work really  hard to point out something positive
5.    But close family members …… laugh so hard they pee their pants

True story… I remember my first home - marked off a garden, planted  some seeds, and watered my beds and lawn faithfully. During my first family cook-out, brother-in-law laughed so hard, we thought he was choking… So, apparently I had nurtured a flowerbed of 3-foot-tall weeds and the grass that I thought was fescue was actually crabgrass. Oh boy, did I think I was doing a great job! Well, I quickly learned it takes a little more than water and hope to create a beautiful lawn.

So, no… We can’t help you win American Idol or tell you how to lose 20 pounds, but  we can help you grow a lawn you’ll be proud of and your neighbors will envy! 

Let’s make 2016 an epic year! 

On a more serious note… Last season of American Idol – a lot of emotions to deal with, right? Spotted any favorites?